http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php Easy reading self-help blog to help folks find the road to a more enjoyable lifestyle and offer a few smiles along the way. A down-to-earth, simple approach to discovering a better life. en-us http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php Easy reading self-help blog to help folks find the road to a more enjoyable lifestyle and offer a few smiles along the way. A down-to-earth, simple approach to discovering a better life. http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P677 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** THE 1ST AFFAIR: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P676 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A REDNECK CHURCH IF: 1. The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish and what bait He used to... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P675 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** In past blogs – and in articles in the NuPathz site – we have presented a whole pile of information related to doing those things that can help make your life better and in general, more enjoyable. OK, so there are a bunch of silly things scattered indiscriminately throughout the server too, but that’s... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P674 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** THE MARRIAGE COMMANDMENTS Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P673 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** I still can’t understand it. After all these years, I can’t make a lick of sense out of what folks consider to be in or out of fashion – appropriate or inappropriate attire or appearance. What was “in” last year, might be “out” this year – or it might be in but you need to change what you wear with it. What... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P672 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before June 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** OK, just to be fair to blondes, feel free to substitute any other hair color, nationality, occupation, geographic designation or reference to a rival team’s cheerleaders. You’ll probably find that “brunette” or “dental hygienist” is not nearly as funny, however. Just thought I’d mention that… FLORIDA OR... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P671 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before May 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. ~~~Gregory, 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~~~Olive, 9 It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P670 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before May 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** *The following article is provided courtesy of Bret Burquest FINGER SALUTES ON COUNTRY ROADS Country dudes who travel the back roads of rural America tend to salute an approaching vehicle with a hand gesture utilizing one or more fingers. Being a former City Slicker who has slowly evolved into a... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P669 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before May 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** These are supposedly excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country. Well, maybe. At any rate, for the six of you who haven’t seen these, here y’ar… 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2.... http://nupathz.com/weblog/weblog.php?id=P668 ***** Note: To view Gene's Blogs posted before May 2008, just visit the "Articles" and "Odds 'N Ends" sections of NuPathz at http://www.nupathz.com/ ***** I remember when I was just a little guy probably about 4 or 5 years old, I was fascinated by snakes. Not any particular type of snake – just snakes in general. I remember being really curious about how they could move around so easily without any legs or feet. I remember liking the colors on the garter...