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1. AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY.
2. TIGHTER THAN
BARK ON A
Not very generous
3. BIG HAT, NO
All talk and no action
4. WE'VE HOWDIED BUT WE
We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
5. HE THINKS THE
He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
6. IT'S SO DRY THE TREES
We really could use a little rain around here.
Appearances can be deceptive.
I've been around awhile.
9. HE LOOKS LIKE THE DOG'S BEEN KEEPIN' HIM UNDER THE PORCH.
Not the most handsome of men.
10. THEY ATE SUPPER BEFORE THEY SAID GRACE.
Living in sin.
11. TIME TO PAINT
YOUR BUTT WHITE
Stop arguing and do as you're told.
Rather prone to boasting.
13. YOU CAN PUT YOUR BOOTS IN THE OVEN BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE
You can say whatever you want about
something, but doesn't change what it is.
14. WE'RE IN TALL COTTON.
Things are going well
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