Science Exam Answers from 5th and 6th Graders



Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.


When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.


Three kinds of blood vessels are ateries, vanes and caterpillars.


Blood flows down one leg and up the other.


Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.


Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.


The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u.


Momentum:  What you give a person when they are going away.


Rhubarb:  a kind of celery gone bloodshot.


Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.


For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.


For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial Perspiration.


To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.


To keep milk from going sour: keep it in the cow.


The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.


A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.  The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.

It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.

One of the main causes of dust is dirt.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

Water vapor gets together in a big cloud.  When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.

You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit.  If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.




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