Bubba Joe Answers “Getting to Know Your Friends”


1. What is your full name? Bubba Joe  i gets called damit Bubba a lot

2. What color pants are you wearing? Sorta blu and redish and brown and gray and gren  I think I found mosta the spots cept the ones on my rear end


3. What are you listening to right now? Ol hooch thumpin the floor with his hind foot

4. What was the last thing you ate? Posum pie


5. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yep but it kinda depends if shes walkin at me or away frum me

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Asa dum question so I aint answerin it


7. How is the weather right now? Aint no frost on the two holer yet sos its gud


8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Onea them dang solisisulicitaters…salesman


 9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yep ceptin yur makin me think to much

10. How old are you today? A day older than I wuz yesterday


11. Favorite drink? Goobers corn squeezins


12. Favorite sport? Huntin anything


13. Hair color? Nah I jest ware it lik it come and dont mess with that colorin stuff

14. Do you wear contacts? Nah mines sorta loose and floppy

15. Siblings? Yep, my bes sow had a litter jest last week


16. Favorite month? Whens deer seasun start?  Thas it

17. Favorite food? Posum pie


18. What was the last movie you saw? That I saw the hole thing?  Don’t member  Bobbi jos awfull distraktin


19. Favorite day of the year? Whens deer sesun start?


20. What do you do to vent anger?  Is that like getting POd? Give ol hooch a scratchin  he’ll start alickin my face and I feel beter reel quik


21. What was your favorite toy as a child? My 22 or mabe the 410


22. Summer or winter?  thasa dum questun  everbodi knows its fall


24. Chocolate or vanilla? Ice crem?  Chocolat I gues specialy on punkin pie


25. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Nah they aint got no computrs


26. Who is most likely to respond? bobbi jo duz reel gud mosta the time lessen shes mad at her ma  all it takes is jist a little tikle in her happy spot

27.Who is least likely to respond? maybelle aint never responded   think thers sumthin the matter with her

28. When was the last time you cried? When theyus takin the buck shot outta my rear   dang ol man Beevers is a gud shot with that 12 gage


29. What is under your bed? Dunno  hafa ol hooch I gues  o and the 12 gage to


30. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Goober septen when he went a kissin on my girl

31. What did you do last night? Bobbi jo sez I aint supposta talk about it


32. What are you afraid of? That dang ol bull of elmers   that suckers jest plane meen


33. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Buttred with soma that tobasko sause


34. Favorite car? Whutevers runnin


35. Favorite flower? Bobbi jos rose tatto  ya otta see wher shes got that suckr

36. Number of keys on your key ring? Bout 15 or 20  I got onea the bes ones in the holler


37. How many years at your current job? Worked for ol man wither a cuple days last week  duz that count?


38. Favorite day of the week? Any day I kin go huntin or fishin


39. What did you do on your last birthday? Dunno butt the guys said I had a reel gud time

40. How many states have you lived in? jest thisin

41. How many cities have you lived in? aint never dun that   been hear in hog holler all my life


42. What kind of shoe would you be? Asa nuther dum questun


 43. Do you believe in God? Hell yes  I aint reel smart but I aint stupid nether



Do you suppose there’s a reason no one sends these “getting to know” things to me any more?  Maybe I need to cut back on the coffee…



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