Bubba Joe Answers “Getting to Know Your
Friends”
1. What is your full name? Bubba Joe i gets
called damit Bubba a lot
2. What color pants are you wearing? Sorta blu and redish and brown and gray
and gren I think I found mosta
the spots cept the ones on my rear end
3. What are you listening to right now? Ol hooch thumpin the floor with his hind foot
4. What was the last thing you ate? Posum pie
5. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yep but it kinda depends if shes walkin at me or away frum me
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Asa
dum question so I aint answerin it
7. How is the weather right now? Aint no frost on the two holer yet sos its gud
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Onea them dang solisi… sulicitaters…salesman
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yep ceptin yur makin me think to much
10. How old are you today? A day older than I wuz yesterday
11. Favorite drink? Goobers corn squeezins
12. Favorite sport? Huntin anything
13. Hair color? Nah I jest ware it lik it come and dont mess with that colorin stuff
14. Do you wear contacts? Nah mines sorta loose and
floppy
15. Siblings? Yep, my bes
sow had a litter jest last week
16. Favorite month? Whens deer seasun start? Thas it
..
17. Favorite food? Posum pie
18. What was the last movie you saw? That I saw the hole thing? Don’t member Bobbi jos awfull distraktin
19. Favorite day of the year? Whens deer sesun start?
20. What do you do to vent anger? Is that like getting POd? Give ol hooch a scratchin he’ll start alickin my face and I feel beter reel quik
21. What was your favorite toy as a child? My 22 or mabe the 410
22. Summer or winter? thasa dum questun everbodi knows its fall
24. Chocolate or vanilla? Ice crem? Chocolat I gues specialy on punkin pie
25. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Nah they aint got no computrs
26. Who is most likely to respond? bobbi jo duz reel gud mosta the time lessen shes mad at her ma all it takes is jist a little tikle in her happy spot
27.Who is least likely to respond? maybelle aint never
responded think thers sumthin the matter with her
28. When was the last time you cried? When theyus takin the buck shot outta my rear dang ol man Beevers is a gud shot with that 12 gage
29. What is under your bed? Dunno hafa ol hooch I gues o and the 12 gage to
30. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Goober septen when he went a kissin on my girl
31. What did you do last night? Bobbi jo
sez I aint supposta talk about it
32. What are you afraid of? That dang ol bull of elmers that suckers jest plane meen
33. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Buttred with soma that tobasko sause
34. Favorite car? Whutevers runnin
35. Favorite flower? Bobbi jos rose tatto ya otta see wher shes got that suckr
36. Number of keys on your key ring? Bout 15 or 20 I got onea
the bes ones in the holler
37. How many years at your current job? Worked for ol man wither a cuple days last week duz that count?
38. Favorite day of the week? Any day I kin go huntin or fishin
39. What did you do on your last birthday? Dunno butt the guys said I had a reel gud time
40. How many states have you lived in? jest thisin
41. How many cities have you lived in? aint
never dun that been hear in hog holler all my life
42. What kind of shoe would you be? Asa nuther dum questun
43. Do you believe in God? Hell yes I aint reel smart but I aint stupid nether
Do you suppose there’s a reason no one sends these “getting to know” things to me any more? Maybe I need to cut back on the coffee…
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