Mergers to Watch For…

 

 

 

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. 


Watch for these consolidations…


1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become: 


Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace  


2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: 


Poly, Warner Cracker 


3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

  
MMMGood 


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: 


ZipAudiDoDa  


5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor,
UPS, and become: 


FedUP
 


6.  Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become


Fair well Honeychild 


7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become

 
PouponPants
 


8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: 


Knott NOW! 


And finally...

 

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

 
TittyTittyBangBang
  

 

Originator Unknown

 

 

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

 

Apple announced that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

 

 

 

 

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