Jest for the
Pun of It…
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a Will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In
feudalism, it's your count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
minor.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in
13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
14. Local Area Network in
15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. Every calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint
mine.
18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. Those who jump off a
25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
29.
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