Jest for the Pun of It…



1.   A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2.   What's the definition of a Will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3.   Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
4.   A backward poet writes inverse.
5.   In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
7.   A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8.   If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9.   Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in
France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
14. Local Area Network in
Australia: the LAN down under.

15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. Every calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. Those who jump off a
Paris bridge are in Seine.

25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


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