Some Famous Sex Quotes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.
Drew Carey
There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL.
Lynn Lavner
Ann Landers said
that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that
you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I
am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.
Jay Leno
Sex is one of the
nine reasons for reincarnation - the other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
Sex is like air;
it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Unknown
I'm too shy to
express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling
You know "that look" women get when they
want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at
all.
Rodney Dangerfield
I believe in making
the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I
don't think children should be having sex
Jack Handey
Sex is the
Mary Day Winn
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married.
George Burns
Writing is a lot
like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing
it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at
all...you end up doing it for money.
Unknown
Sex is a bad thing
because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
According to a new
survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
Instead of getting
married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a
house.
Rod Stewart
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
The important thing
in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex
life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life
Glenda Jackson
My mother never saw
the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
There's very little
advice in men's magazines, because men think, “I know what I'm doing. Just show
me somebody naked.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Sex is not the
answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Swami X
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
Sex is an emotion
in motion.
Mae West
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned
building.
Harvey Korman
It's been so long
since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
Women need a reason
to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Older people exude
bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and
dogs in heat.
Jacqueline Bisset
See, the problem is
that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a
time.
Robin Williams
Sex is hereditary.
If your parents never had it, you probably won't either.
Unknown
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural wholesome things that money can buy.
Tom Clancy
Bisexuality
immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
Everyone probably
thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual
appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
Madonna
Sex is nature's way
of saying “Hi!”
Unknown
You don't
appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in
later life.
Elmo Phillips
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope.
George Burns
There's a new
medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic
reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the
problem?
Dustin Hoffman
Women might be able
to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
Getting married for
sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
Jeff Foxworthy
My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat
of the car... and she wanted me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
My girlfriend
always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
Sex is like snow,
you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Unknown
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