Eight Words with Two Meanings

 

 

 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male - Playing baseball or football without a cup.

 

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-m! ent) n.
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

 

7.  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve!
Male - Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

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