Italian Bread

 

 

 

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench seat one morning.  The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.  The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

 
The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat Italian bread every day.  It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops in at the bakery.  As he was looking around, the lady behind the counter asked if he needed any help.  He said, “Do you have any Italian bread?”

 
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.  Would you like some?”

 
He said, “Yes, I want five loaves.”

 
She said, “My goodness, five loaves.  Don’t you think by the time you get to the fifth loaf, it’ll be hard?”

 
He replied, “Holy shit!  Everybody in the world knows about the Italian bread thing but me!!”

 

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