Aunt Karen
The
teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell
them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony,
do you have a story to share?"
"Yes
ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert
Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and
all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops." "She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran
out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke,
and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good
Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay
the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.”
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